I love Chinese takeout.. there is sadness and happiness that occurs in doing this like before ordering "wow Im going to get some yummy food" and the bad " and after eating " why did I eat that"
The ultimate sadness, though, is just before that last bite of eggroll, when you know there will be no more eggroll after.. that is sad...
But you get smart and order two eggrolls next time. Although no matter how many eggrolls you buy, you will always have the last bite of the last eggroll.
maybe the key is to eat so many that you won't even want the last bite of any eggroll for as long as you live. but then the anger that would follow that you just consumed 28 and 4/5 eggrolls would be far greater than the sadness of taking the last bite of your only eggroll.
posted by AudreyandBrian @ 1:12 PM
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At September 19, 2006 1:53 PM ,
Anonymous said...
Eggrolls can be tricky things. The anticipation of the first bite, the sadness of the last...
It can be both a joyful and uplifting experience, as well as a sad and depressing one.
I feel your pain. It can be said that eggrolls are a drug. Maybe they should be considered a controlled substance! If so, maybe they should come under regulation from the DEA and the ATF! Maybe just owning an eggroll could land you in jail! Next thing you know, they will be smuggling eggrolls in from Columbia or people will be swallowing them in balloons and selling them with a street value of $50,000...
Whew. Maybe I should just avoid eggrolls altogether.
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