Top 5 reasons I hate construction jobs

5. I am dirty everyday when I get home

4. I have to dress like crap.. I miss my nice pants and Needing Audrey to iron for me everyday

3. The ignorant people that surround the workplace.. some of them are nice and smart, but others argue with each other via the portapotty walls.

2. There are no refrigerators anywhere, nor is there cold water unless you bring a cooler everyday and wash it out every night. I therefore have to make my lunch every morning instead of keeping cold cuts and trimmings in the fridge at work.

1.. and the absolute worst thing about the construction workplace is ...The Horribly repulsive bathroom facilities... the portapotty...while, you can get a laugh at some of the remarkable poems in these boxes, you might not want to actually breath that great long gulp of air after you laugh because you may pass out. Then you may fall into the once blue water of the crapper hole that never, ever gets cleaned out. There seriously needs to be a better alternative.


I do like to be outside though.. real refreshing.